NAME: SEIZURE CRYPT
WEBSITE: www.SeizureCrypt.com
FORMED: 2004
MUSICAL STYLE: RAGING HARDCORE/ SPEEDCORE
BAND MEMBERS:
THOMAS REARDON “THE MADNESS”- VOCAL 1
With a mixture of drive, booze and stationary objects "the Madness" is simply built for pure chaos......
at a stout 230lbs and 5'7" he runs three miles and drinks three cases and attempts to destroy himself
and all in his path at every performance. He means no harm and preaches nothing but good will,
but when the wild bird gets in him, get the fuck out of the way. With a list of personal injuries ranging
from hypoglycemia and separated knuckles to bleeding head injuries and collapse "the Madness” takes rage to a new level.
Fueled by the intensity of Seizure Crypt he will not stop ‘till something on him breaks off!!!!!!
DARRYL DERANGED- BASS
Born sometime in the early 1970s and raised in the Appalachian Mountains by a pack of wolves…
Sometime around 1980 research scientists found him naked grazing on the side of the road…
From 1980-1989 he was raised in captivity only to escape when a disgruntled employee set him free upon the world…
1989 to the mid 1990's is a bit shady. Some say he toured with a freak show as “man with biggest penis”; others say he was a Long Island City pimp.
He re-emerged in 2004 as a hip hop producer of deranged beats. After many years of chasing the dream of coming up with the newest duh/hu/huh/huh John
Wayne style song, Darryl went into a deep depression and became addicted to whippits, disappeared off the scene once again- only to pop up in 2009 at New
York Hospital. Landing there after being mauled by a hit and run driver. This is where he met Tom “The Madness” Reardon, one of two front men of Seizure
Crypt. Tom took Darryl under his wing and taught him how to be human- (use the toilet and things like that). When Tom saw how fast Darryl picked up the
toilet training he decided to try and teach bass guitar to him. It worked! Darryl took to the bass like it was a gravy train and barring a few howls at the moon,
humanity- almost.
Darryl Deranged now lives off of brownies and micro-brewed beers.
MICHAEL “SOS”- VOCAL 2
Comprises one-half of Seizure Crypt’s fearsome vocal attack. When not carousing around in an astronaut suit
or a wrestling mask screaming his lungs out, Mike leads the metal assault of NYC’s SOS (www.sosnyc.com)
as well as writes music reviews and conducts artist interviews for many music zines and websites. Working
tirelessly to present the genuine DIY aesthetic of yore while issuing a dose of heartfelt heaviness,
Mike SOS is proud to be part of The Crypt’s battle to raise the musical bar while raising a whole lotta hell.
DOUGLAS WILLIAMSON- NORTH HORN DRUMS
Been a drummer since 1982. Mom bought my first kit. Traded it in for some bullshit that looked good.
Regret it every day. Came upon a black North Kit at Caldwell music in 1989; purchased for $300.oo.
Been a North Horn drummer ever since. No one ever knows how to mic ‘em…the places we tour- you don’t need mics.
Not on this kit. A question-“have you practiced your rudiments today?”
EXPERIENCE:
100 GIGS PERFORMED AS SEIZURE CRYPT, ONE LIVE ON CABLE T.V. -
200 PUBLISHED REVIEWS ON LINE –
30 LIVE MUSICAL PERFORMANCE VIDEOS ON YOU TUBE -
3 CD RELEASES -
ALL D.I.Y. –
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